MissAlleyKat

AAAAAAAHHHH AMAZING VIDEO IDEA :D NOT TELLING ANYONE BUT AAAAH I’M SO VERY EXCITED :D

There’s nothing like a third person to make you realize how much you really want to be alone with someone.

Anonymous asked: Perth incorrect. Finland is the answer. However I've thought of visiting Perth some day so kinda close?

Finland!? Wow. Haha, I was WAAAAY off! I used to have a penpal in Finland. I’ve always wanted to visit.

mehreally asked: I agree. Yes, lift the lid. And if you're at your gf's house wipe the seat and close the lid. Chicks dig that shit :)

Haha, I got lid and seat confused momentarily. …Obviously the lid has to be up…what I meant was that they should just lift the seat. That way there’s no risk of getting anything on the seat. Then when they’re done, putting the seat down is super great, and closing the lid is extra super great.

mehreally asked: OK, lift the lid. Seriously. But here's my thoughts. First off, have YOU ever tried to pee with a boner? Watch Me, Myself, and Irene (or google the pee scene)(nah just watch the movie it's funny :) ) to get an idea of how that works lol. The other thing is what I call "splashdown". Guys pee standing up and anything you drop in to a bucket of water is going to make a splash and the bigger the dick, the bigger the stream, the bigger the splash. It's unavoidable. Install a urinal :)

Are you saying guys should lift the lid? Because I agree. Um, maybe they should get rid of the boner before they pee…and yeah, I get that there’s splashback but why can’t they just wipe it off the seat then? Are they blind? Stupid? Do they just not care? Do they pee with their eyes closed or something? There’s very little excuse for having a lifetime of peeing experience, and still managing to fuck it up anyways…but there’s NO excuse whatsoever for leaving your pee on the toilet seat.

Anonymous asked: Well let's face it some men are dirty, might be the understatement of the year there :P

Hahaha, yes, that definitely is quite an understatement!

Anonymous asked: Now guess the nationality of the pee comment writer? Anon is off to sleep.

Hmm, off to sleep? Not the USA then I guess. Idk, I thought you sounded kind of British but you could be in western Australia…or possibly just in any country where English is taught in schools, but you sound like English is your first language. So I can’t be sure but I’d say western Australia. Perth, maybe.

Anonymous asked: To stop multiple streams a guy should pull back his foreskin- it's the skin that usually splits the stream, only momentarily however. And it's usually difficult to make it more gentle, it's all about pressure difference inside/outside the body.. This definitely was too much information I can tell xD

Hmm, I can completely control my urine stream. I can control direction, intensity…I can make it stop altogether for a few seconds. And no one in my house is uncircumcised…so do they just not care then if they get pee on the seat?